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HE: I'm a
photographer
I've been
looking
for a face
like
yours!
SHE: I'm a
plastic
surgeon.
I've been
looking
for a face
like
yours!!
HE: I
think I
could make
you very
happy
SHE: Why?
Are you
leaving?
HE: Do you
think it
was fate
that
brought us
together?
SHE: Nah,
it was
plain bad
luck!!!
HE: May I
have the
pleasure
of this
dance?
SHE: No,
I'd like
to have
some
pleasure
too!!!
HE: Where
have you
been all
my life?
SHE:
Hiding
from you.
HE: How
did you
get to be
so
beautiful?
SHE: I
must have
been given
your
share!!!
HE:
Haven't I
seen you
someplace
before?
SHE: Yes,
thats why
I don't go
there
anymore.
HE: Is
this seat
empty?
SHE: Yes,
and this
one will
be if you
sit down.
HE: Will
you come
out with
me this
Saturday?
SHE:
Sorry! I'm
having a
headache
this
weekend!!!
HE: What
would you
say if I
asked u to
marry me?
SHE:
Nothing. I
can't talk
and laugh
at the
same
time!!!
HE: Can I
have your
name?
SHE: Why,
don't you
already
have one?
HE: Shall
we go and
see a
film?
SHE: I've
already
seen it!!!
HE: Go on,
don't be
shy. Ask
me out!
SHE: Okay,
get out!
Middle age
is when
your broad
mind and
your
narrow
waste
change
places.
At twenty
we worry
about what
others
think of
us; at
forty we
don't care
about what
others
think of
us; at
sixty we
discover
they
haven't
been
thinking
about us
at all.
Inside
every
older
person is
a younger
person
wondering
what the
heck
happened
To me, old
age is
always
fifteen
years
older than
I am.
The main
thing
wrong with
the
younger
generation
is that we
aren't in
it.
For the
first half
of your
life,
people
tell you
what you
should do;
for the
second
half, they
tell you
what you
should
have done. |